| THIS IS HILLARIOUS!!! 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on; ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!†and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
27) Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your wife/girlfriend and say "Don't yell at me woman!" and throw her into the wall.
28) Wait until it's quiet in the elevator and then start laughing Historically and tell the person next to you that that was so funny.
29) Look at a person who has just entered, and demand your Wallet back. (because they obviously pick pocketed you)
30) Insist a stranger is an old friend, and when they don't know you, act hurt and insulted.
31) Start humming a song, and when everyone turns around to look for whoever's making that sound, look around too.
32) If there's any music playing at all, and it's boring elevator type music, start head banging to it, yelling, "This is SO HARDCORE!"
33) When a guy walks in, and he looks really grumpy and all that, poke him really hard on the shoulder, and in an annoyingly loud and cheerful voice say "OMFG DO YOU HAVE A WOODEN LEG?! CAN I SEE!??"
34. Scream, and duck into a corner, assuming the fetal position. After thirty seconds or so of whimpering and muttering prayers, look around with a surprised look, and casually get up, saying quietly "Oh... nevermind."
35. Bring along those sticker name-tags, and pass them out to every passenger. Pre-named, of course.
36. Bring along a plastic but real looking fish, and stand there with it cupped in your hands, spitting on it fervently, and muttering "Goldie, Goldie, no!"
37. Introduce yourself to everyone that enters the elevator, a different name every time. (Only if someone you previously introduced yourself to is still in said elevator)
38. Bring along a small blue cooler, and wear dark, tinted sunglasses. Ask people if they've ever seen the inside of some body part before.
39. Wear all black, have one ear bud earphone in, and occasionally mumble into your watch. (My friends dad did this with his friends when they all were wearing suits at some sort of airport. Not in elevators though...)
40. When someone presses a certain number, look at them in horror, and quickly get off at the next floor. Maybe say something along the lines of "Ah! You've summoned... it/him/the beast!"
41. Sit in a corner with a notebook scribbling away, glancing at everyone with eyes narrowed in suspicion.
42. Staple a welcome mat to the floor(with no witnesses).
43. Bring along a recorder and play along with the elevator music.
44) Squirm around and whine like you need to pee very badly until you get to the first floor and then sigh loudly, grin at the other occupants and say, "False alarm."
45) Jump up and down and sigh blissfully and say something like, "Whee! Or yippee!"
46) Bring your camera and ask the other occupants if they would be so kind as to take Myspace pictures with you.
47) If there's like, a metal track or hand bars where you hold on or something, go in a corner and put your feet on both ends and yell out 'OMFG YOU LOSERS! YOU'RE IN THE LAVA, YOU'RE IN THE LAVA!"
48) Lie on the floor and stare blankly at the ceiling until someone asks if you're alright, and jump up, looking angry and say 'The one time I figure out how to sleep with my eyes open you people have to ruin it! I'm complaining to the management!"
49) Stay in an elevator for a while and see if anyone recognizes you or asks 'Weren't you already on here?' and reply back to them ''Oh yeah, but I like to ride the elevators, they're way better than my dog."
50) Bust out in random song until someone tells you to be quiet. Go up to them and, look up their nose, walk away, and start singing 'You ain't nothing but a Gold digger.'
51.) Bring a friend and eat stuff while people get on, then toss food at each other until someone stares at you, then go 'Oh I'm sorry, am I ANNOYING YOU?' Like, really loud and stuff.
52) Wait for a lot of people to get on the elevator, then say, "Make way, make way, famous person coming on the elevator." Make sure there is enough room, then hold the door open. In a couple seconds let it close and act like there is someone next to you saying, "Hello Mr. Bubbles. How are you today."
53. Bring a friend on the elevator and pretend you're deaf, and start signing to each other until you turn to some random person in the elevator and flick them off, and have you're friend say "Oh, no, that's not you think it means, she's trying to show you the really tiny hairs on her knuckle."
54. Dress up in pirate attire and pretend to be Jack. DD
55. Wear a fake body-builder suit and pretend to be Arnold.
56. If a lady walks in, push her and say, "Oh no you didn't!!â€
57. If a guy walks in, slap him and say tearfully, "How could you Garrett? I thought you loved ME!"
58. Talk in a major preppy voice and braid random objects into people hair. If they ask what you're doing, reply with, "Aww, awn't yoo so cwoot!" Along with a pinch on the cheek.
59. Take along random small objects and slide them down people's shirts. When they turn around, whistle.
60. Pretend to talk on the phone and say, "Guess what Mom? I learned what 2+2 is today! .... 3! I know!"
61. Dance to the elevator music and knock people around. When someone says stop, reply, "Oh! You wanna dance with me?" And grab them and make them dance ballroom.
62. If you own an instrument that can be carried around, take it with you and play it unprofessionally.
63. Scream bloody murder.
64. If there's only a couple people aboard, when the elevator opens, go around and yell, "Getouttatheway, jackass!" with every person you push.
65. Draw and color a big red heart on a plain white tee. Turn around and face the wall until someone gets on. Then abruptly turn around and hug them, leaving them with a big red heart on their work suits.
66. If it's just you and someone else, ask them if they've seen your contact lense and if they say no, make them help you search for it (though you don't wear contact lenses XD)
67. If there's a lot of people in the elevator, pretend one of the people is crushing your friend (imaginary) and pretend that they've killed them by screaming 'MURDERER! MURDERER!'
68. If you're alone in it, scream on the top of your lungs so that everyone can hear you and then once it stops on the floor, and the doors open, just stand there, as if nothing has happened
69. Be holding one of those cups that you get to put your urine sample in, fill it with apple juice, and then look at people and hold out the cup, saying, "Want some aaaapple juuuice?"
70. When it's getting crowded, or there's a big group coming in, be sitting in the corner and playing patty-cake with your imaginary friend; because there'll be no room, someone will step on your imaginary friend, so yell, "FLUFFY MCGEE DOESN'T APPRECIATE THAT!"
71. Carry around an obviously broken cell phone, and talk loudly saying things like, "I UNDERSTAND, BUT DO YOU THINK I'LL GET ARRESTED FOR THAT? I MEAN. IT'D BE FUN, BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET ARRESTED."
72. Bring along a helium balloon. Suck it and say 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?'
73. Sing the song that gets on everybody's nerves. :]
74. When nobody's in, pose smack where the elevator door opens. The person that comes in will either collide into you or give you a weird look and board a different elevator.
75. Pretend to be Gollum/Smeagol
76. Bring along a plastic knife that looks real and pretend to cut yourself. : D
77. Pretend to be Harry Potter complete with a British accent. When someone looks at you weirdly, look at them weirdly back and say, "You silly muggles."
78. Hug a person and don't let go.
79. Walk up to a person, put a tape on their thumb, peel it off, and say into a phone/walkie-talkie, "We got his/her thumb print so now we can make the clone, over."
80. Sit on someone's leg.
81. Have a proud stance, with hands on hips, legs spread. When someone comes in say, "I'm naked |
